| Dear Patient,
Hello. It’s August, and that means that the temperature is up, and so are the gas prices!
Now that you’ve smiled at least once today, it’s your turn to give this newsletter to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle.) Give this newsletter to everyone you know.
We all need to SMILE.
Celebrate the month and your family’s health!
Click and Print this certificate out and present it to my office for your August Health Check Up.
This is for NEW PATIENTS ONLY.

Give this certificate to your FRIENDS & LOVED ONES during the month of August and they’ll receive a FREE Health Evaluation at our office. We care about you and your loved ones and we don’t want to forget anyone, including the little ones. If you have a friend or family member that is currently “not” under our care, please take this certificate to them and have them call immediately. It’s FREE.
There are NO HIDDEN CHARGES and the purpose of this check up is to determine if they are a chiropractic candidate. As always, there are no guarantees we can help, but if we can, we want that chance. There is nothing more important than your HEALTH. If you need additional copies of this certificate, please call the office and we’ll send them to you-FIRST CLASS, or you can just pick them up at the front desk, on your next appointment. Just ask! You, your family members and your friends are always a top priority with us.
Now for your monthly:
IMPORTANT AUGUST EVENTS
- Colorado became the 38th state, August 1, 1876.
- William Clark, a leader of the Lewis and Clark Expedition, born August 1, 1770.
- Francis Scott Key, author of “The Star-Spangled Banner,” born August 1, 1779.
- Maria Mitchell, American astronomer, born August 1, 1818.
- Lincoln penny issued August 2, 1909.
- Christopher Columbus set sail from Palos, Spain, on his first voyage across the Atlantic, August 3, 1492.
- An American bomber dropped the first atomic bomb used in warfare, on Hiroshima, Japan, August 6, 1945.
- Richard M. Nixon became the first U.S. President ever to resign from office, August 9, 1974
- Missouri became the 24th state, August 10. 1821.
- Smithsonian Institution founded, August 10, 1846.
- Herbert Hoover, 31st President of the United States, born in West Branch, Iowa, August 10, 1874.
- Thomas Edison invented the phonograph, August 12, 1877.
Great Lines for Your Answering Machine:
Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don’t worry, I have plenty of money.
“Hi, we aren’t in at the moment, if you are trying to sell us something please start speaking now and hang up at the beep, everyone else start speaking at the beep and hang up when you’ve finished.”
Hello, I’m not here right now. In fact, I’m out getting a new parakeet. If you leave a message after the beep, I’ll be sure to get back to you. Oh, and by the way, a word of advice; never try to clean a parakeet cage with a vacuum cleaner.
The Truth About the Economic Stimulus Rebate:
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SPECIAL NOTE:
Forward a copy of this newsletter I’ve made available is this area by clicking FORWARD THIS MESSAGE at the bottom of this email.
Please feel free to call the office and leave the name, address, city and state, plus their zip code of anyone you think would like to hear from us and we’ll be more than happy to make sure they get a copy of our newsletter, each and every month.
Don’t forget to REFER your friends, co-workers and loved ones for a checkup. There health is their most important asset.
Have a great August
Your Health is your Most Important ASSET.
Take IT seriously.
We Do!
At Bowlby Chiropractic Clinic we help people every day make steps toward less pain and greater wellness and mobility. Contact Us today to see how we can help you.
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