Celebrate the month and your family’s health!

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Cut this certificate out and present it to my office for your March Health Check Up.

This is for NEW PATIENTS ONLY.

FREE
“March Health Check Up”
Schedule Your Friend or a Loved One For Their
FREE March HEALTH Check Up-NOW!

(all ages accepted, so call the office immediately!)

Give this certificate to your FRIENDS & LOVED ONES during the month of March and they’ll receive a FREE Health Evaluation at our office. We care about you and your loved ones and we don’t want to forget anyone, including the little ones. If you have a friend or family member that is currently “not” under our care, please take this certificate to them and have them call immediately. It’s FREE.
They are NO HIDDEN CHARGES and the purpose of this check up is to determine if they are a chiropractic candidate. As always, there are no guarantees we can help, but if we can, we want that chance. There is nothing more important than your HEALTH. If you need additional copies of this certificate, please call the office and we’ll send them to you-FIRST CLASS, or you can just pick them up at the front desk, on your next appointment. Just ask! You, your family members and your friends are always a top priority with us.

More Interesting Facts:

In 1750 there were about 800 million people in the world. In 1850 there were a billion more, and by 1950, another billion. Then it took just 50 years to double to 6 billion.
Half the world’s population earns about 5% of the world’s wealth.
There are more than 600 million telephone lines, yet almost half the world’s population has never made a phone call on a land line.
However, more than half the world’s population has made a cell phone call. There are more than 2 billion cell phones in use. More personal telephone calls are made on Mother’s Day in the USA than on any other day in any other country. One in ten people in the world live on an island.
The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven. In the US, murder is committed most frequently in August and least frequently in February. In 1870 there were more Irish living in London than in Dublin. In 1870 there also were more Catholics living in London than in Rome.
The chance of being born on Leap Day is about 684 out of a million, or 1 in 1461. Less than 5 million people have their birthday on Leap Day.

JOKE of the MONTH

Three newcomers were standing at the Pearly Gates, awaiting admission to heaven. St. Peter asked the first, “Tell me about your life on earth.”
He replies, “I was a heart surgeon. I performed surgery that saved hundreds of lives.” “Welcome,” said Peter. “Come into heaven and stay for all of eternity.”
To the next, Peter says, “Tell me about your life on earth.” The second replies, “I was doctor in family practice. I treated illnesses and made thousands of lives better.”
“Welcome,” said Peter. “Come into heaven and stay for all of eternity.” To the third, Peter says, “Tell me about your life on earth.” “Well,” replies the third, “I worked in an HMO. We provided medical insurance coverage that paid for the care of millions of people.” “Welcome,” said Peter. “You can stay three days.”

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The old family physician being away on vacation, entrusted his practice to his son – a recent medical student. When the old man returned, the youngster told him among other things, that he cured Miss Ferguson, an aged and wealthy spinster, of her chronic indigestion. “My boy,” said the old doctor, “I’m proud of you, but Miss Ferguson’s indigestion is what put you through college.”

20 Ways To Lose Weight Naturally!!!
1. Take it one step at a time
2. Find a friend
3. Use weights
4. Eat fewer carbs
5. Set a goal
6. Give up soda
7. Grill or boil
8. Don’t buy junk food
9. Eat breakfast
10. Give yourself a treat
11. Use smaller plates
12. Drink lots of water
13. Don’t eat everything on your plate
14. Eat five or six meals a day
15. Plan your workout sessions
16. Stay away from fad diets
17. Do several workouts a day
18. Measure your food
19. Keep pre-cut vegetables on hand
20. Create Good Habits

“COOL FACTS”

• Rubber is one of the ingredients in bubble gum.

• It takes about a week to make a jelly bean.

• Contrary to popular belief, putting sugar in a car’s gas tank will NOT ruin its engine

• Onions have no flavor, only a smell.

• A completely blind chameleon will still take on the colors of its environment.

• The best time for a person to buy shoes is in the afternoon. This is because the foot tends to swell a bit around this time.

• The average human body contains enough fat to make seven bars of soap.

• While humans and most species are divided into only two sexes, mushrooms contain over 36,000 sexes!

• In 1998, Sony accidently sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through people’s clothes.

• Pollen never deteriorates. It is one of the few natural substances that lasts indefinitely.

• Your Health is your Most Important ASSET.

Take IT seriously.
We Do!

Did you know?

A diamond will break if you hit it with a hammer! A diamond is the hardest natural substance on earth, but if it is placed in an oven and the temperature is raised to about 763 degrees Celsius (1405 degrees Fahrenheit), it will simply vanish, without even ash remaining. Only a little carbon dioxide will have been released.
Diamonds are formed over a period of a billion or more years deep within earth’s crust – about 150km (90 miles) deep – and is pushed to the surface by volcanoes. Most diamonds are found in volcanic rock, called Kimberlite, or in the sea after having been carried away by rivers when they were pushed to the surface.
A diamond is 58 times harder than the next hardest mineral on earth, corundum, from which rubies and sapphires are formed. It was only during the 15th century that it was discovered that the only way to cut diamonds was with other diamonds. Yet, diamonds are brittle. If you hit one hard with a hammer, it will shatter.
The world’s largest diamond was the Cullinan, found in South Africa in 1905. It weighed 3,106.75 carats uncut. It was cut into the Great Star of Africa, weighing 530.2 carats, the Lesser Star of Africa, which weighs 317.40 carats, and 104 other diamonds of nearly flawless colour and clarity. They now form part of the British crown jewels.

Dear Patient,
Hello. It’s March and this is a very busy month.

Here’s some of the days you’ll need to remember. It’s Dr. Seuss’s birthday, Alexander Graham Bell’s birthday, the parachute was invented in March, Oreo Cookies first went on sale during this month, Barbie’s birthday is in March, the first V-8 engine was built, the first paper money was issued, it’s Uncle Sam’s birthday, as well as Albert Einstein’s. St Patrick’s Day is in March, Spring is official here, Coca-Cola was invented during this month, it’s officially Doctor’s Day, and the eraser-topped pencil was patented in 1858.
There it is! Now that you know the important dates, let’s get going on this months’ newsletter.

Interesting Quotes

“If taking vitamins doesn’t keep you healthy enough, try more laughter: The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.”
–Nicolas-Sebastien Chamfort

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
–Mark Twain
Now that you’ve smiled at least once today, it’s your turn to give this newsletter to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle.) Give this newsletter to everyone you know.

We all need to SMILE.